The Women of Disney 10 - 1

So yesterday we started our list of Top 20 Disney babes.  There were too many to include in one post so I had to split it up.  While yesterdays women were hot, I think we will all agree that the TOP 10 are some of the finest women on the silver screen, animated or otherwise.

10. Rapunzel

I fear she might be a little young but hey she has that hair.  I know that men are suckers for hair, and that is a 'do that you could really get lost in.

9. Tinkerbell

I think that we all have this fantasy about a pixie and there is no better one than Tinkerbell.  She looks like a gymnast and she can fly which is an absolute bonus.  I would never kick her out of bed for spilling her pixie.

            8. Ariele

Again she is quite young I know, but aren't all these characters young?  Look at the audience of these movies.  I guess it's probably the clam shells, or the flowing red hair, or the fact she wants to be with us... up where we walk, up where we run.  You get the idea.

7. Pocahontas

I am a sucker for a lady that knows how to paddle a canoe, and the name alone!

6. Meg

I guess the only thing that would make us jealous of Hades, to have a life servant like this.  If I was Hercules, which I am obviously not, she would be my weakness as well.

5. Jasmine

Oh Princess Jasmine there is something about your enhanced eyes that makes me weak in the knees.  I know if I was Aladdin I would be rubbing the "lamp" all night to make the Genie appear.

4. Jane

I hadn't been introduced to Jane until very recently. At first I didn't like her, she seemed way to snobby all dressed up. But as the movie wore on she got a little more wild. If only they would have showed her more in her loin cloth.  Its enough to make any man go ape!

3. Esmeralda

I think it's the dark green eyes and the flowing black hair that make her stand out. Now only if she would perform some sort of witchcraft she might be higher on the list.  She has got to stop hanging out with that Hunchback though.

2. Belle

She is all class. There is something to be said about a girl that would choose someone like the Beast to be with. It gives hope to all men out there. Besides the name says it all, "BEAUTY and the Beast"

1. Sally

Let's face it, she's a Porsche with tattoos, who happens to be a lawyer. She's from Los Angeles.  She also owns a motel that I am sure you can get by the hour. You just have to get under her hood first.

So there you have it!  My TOP 20 animated Disney Babes.  I know some will cause controversy, you might think I have Belle too high, its just personal preference.  Everyone has an opinion that they are entitled to.  So who is in your TOP 10.

John Willey - Daddy's in Charge?

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The Women of Disney... 20 -11

Over the years Disney movies have produced some of the best looking animated characters on the silver screen. These are the women in my life, outside of my wife whom I don't see nearly as often. I thought it would be a good idea to rank these fine women and since there are so many over the years, 50 animated features and counting, we should have a list of 20. Now I have included Pixar movies and did not include Jessica Rabbit out of fairness to the rest of these fine babes. I mean seriously she has a great "personality." To be fair, I have not seen all of these women in action, so I can only go by stories that I have heard and pictures. Let's face it I am not going to sit down and watch ALL of the princess movies with my two boys. Without further ado, I bring you my TOP 20, at least 20 thru 11 anyway.

20. Princess Aurora(aka Sleeping Beauty)

I have never been impressed with this Disney Princess.  Up until a few weeks ago I didn't even know she had a name. Maybe she was a hot box of rocks back in the 50's or whenever this movie came out, but she needs an update. If I were her Prince Charming I would have left her asleep.














19. Princess Tiana

I don't see why Disney keeps shoving this princess down our throats. I mean on the last Disney Cruise I was on she was everywhere, and Rapunzel who I will get to, was no where to be found. I never saw the movie but I have to think that it was not in the same league as Tangled, and for that reason alone she is down this far on the list.













18. Minnie Mouse
How could a mouse be better looking than a princess? Maybe it's the polka dots.
















17. Wendy
She's cute but I keep thinking that she is going to grow up, eventually, and be an old British hag.










16. Snow White
She is cute, yes, but after hanging out with a bunch of Dwarves for all that time I am sure that she has got to smell just a little bit.  And all the la-la-la stuff, yikes, so when it comes to being the fairest in the land, yeah not so much. Not as much anyway as #15













15. The Evil Queen
She was better looking than Snow White in an evil sexy kind of way. Lets face it, a guy is going to want to be with a someone dark and dangerous much more than they are going to want to be with Miss goody two shoes. Anyone that could kill you with a magic apple has to have a little something going for her.














14. Cinderella
I mean she looks great all dressed up at the ball, but I am afraid that has a lot to do with special effects.  I probably should have ranked her a little worse on this list but any woman that can clean a fireplace is alright with me.














13. Bo Peep
There is kind of a sweetness to her, or at least there should be, but if you ever saw Toy Story there is kind of a subtle sexiness to her.  She also has that big hook to keep you in line.  I mean she really gets Woody aroused... get your head out of the gutter, Sheriff Woody!















12. Mirage
It's too bad that jerk Syndrome was in her life. He really brought her down. That doesn't stop the fact she is hot, in a Pixar kind if way.














11. EVE
I know what you are thinking, she is a robot, but let me be straight about this, she is completely out of this world. She seems totally like someone that you could have a ton of fun with flying through space and all. I would totally let her evaluate my vegetation any day.





Tomorrow I will get to the TOP 10 in this grand list.  I know that it is hard to beat these 10 gorgeous women, there are certainly some favorites on THIS list, but trust me the best is yet to come!

John Willey - Daddy's in Charge?

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