I am not going to lie to you, there are times when they smell, my wife will argue that it's all the time, but it's not. At least I don't smell them anyway. I use that combination antiperspirant and deodorant stuff that is all the rage in the western world, and I think that is where my problems lie. Some sort of crazy chemical reaction is slowly destroying everything that I own.
Every shirt that I have ever worn is ruined.
Stupid armpit stains have rendered most of my shirts unwearable. Now they are most prominent in my white shirts so I don't wear them any more, but slowly I can see them destroying EVERY shirt that I own. I have tried to buy more black, blue and red shirts to camouflage this problem, but I can see a problem there as well. I think the only option I have is to buy a shirt either the color of an arm pit stain or somehow try to make arm pit stains fashionable.
|Sometimes I sweat|
Sadly I don't think that either is an option.
I have tried everything in the book, different kinds of deodorants, different detergents, sprays, magic, you name it, I've done it. My wife says I should completely shave my pits, as she thinks the hair is the issue. I think the issue there is that I don't want my arm pits to itch any more than they do. If I rub them they just might ruin my shirts even more or more quickly.
Please don't take pity on me, I am not the only one with this problem.
|Even Miss Kentucky has the problem|
So am I.
So I need your help to try and solve this problem. What do you do to either prevent it, or get rid of them? I will try anything at this point just to have one shirt that remains arm pit stain free. The only thing I won't do is start wearing tank tops. I wouldn't want to subject you to that, that's just gross.
|You really don't want to see this|