June 13, 2011

My Wife is a Bag Lady

I love my wife, I really do.  But there are some things that just drive me crazy.  When you have been together for 15 years it's bound to be the case.  She has some habits that I don't like, none more so than her addiction to bags.  She is not unlike a lot of women I am sure who collect bags like they are going out of style.  The difference though is that while some women have a bunch of Gucci or Coach bags, my wife has a huge collection of gym bags, plastic bags, and reusable shopping bags.  They are all over my house, each filled with a little bit of something.  Everyday she comes home with a new bag, and everyday it drives me a little more nuts.

An AOL bag doubling as a briefcase
A gym bag with some dirty laundry
A reusable shopping bag filled with shoes
A Macy's bag filled with MORE shoes
A ziplock bag with hair rollers
Another ziplock bag filled with hair and skin products
Another gym bag with smelly gym clothes
Thankfully this ISN'T a collection of Gucci or Coach bags as that would be a very expensive addiction.  I just have to remind myself of that.  There is one bag in our house that I hope she doesn't find.  If she did, she just might have a heart attack at the thought of what she could do with it.
Of course a bag full of bags that I HOPE she doesn't use

John Willey - Daddy's in Charge?


1 comment:

  1. Oh man, I can so relate to this. I, too, am a bag lady. it's so hard to leave them behind.